Simmons loses his Man Card -- permanently

Before you take this advice, make sure you check out a few other threads regarding Mike's current state of affairs with the fairer sex.

 

You know, I can't argue with that. There is wisdom in your words.

This column is a nice reminder that quitting fantasy football cold turkey this year was a very good idea on my part. It was time to walk away.

 

If it is Simmons writing in the voice of his wife, then he needs to keep doing it, because it's a shit lot better than his normal stuff.
He gave up his man card a while back when he talked about having a vodka and Red Bull while at the Super Bowl. I turned to my boss — who in his younger days was a purveyor of beer, shots and women like nobody's business but now is a doting father of one — and said, "Vodka and Red Bull? Wonder what the rest of the girls in the sorority are having?"

 

I wonder if we could get Sportsbra to post in here in the voice of HIS wife, if he has one.

 

Same thought here.

That which has never been issued cannot be permanently revoked.

 

If she did write it, he gets a little credit for letting her shit on him. Whoever wrote it, it was funny

 

It's Simmons.

 

Best column ever written. Very funny.

 

Post of the millennium.

 

So?

 

I've always suspected it was Simbo, but I didn't want to waste a thread on such a dumb topic. Glad others see it, too.

 

Anytime I'm listening to sports radio and hear the phrase "man card" I'm off to another station very fast. Any show that starts talking about "man cards" or "man-you-up questions" is about to bore the hell out of me.