Signs of the End: Earthquakes in D/FW and Oklahoma?

http://www.newson6.com/global/story.asp?s=9273944

California's obvious, the fault near Missouri, but this?

 

2.5 is not an earthquake. Freelance Hack makes more of a rumble when he takes a dump after a meal of Hardee's Gargantuan Burger.

 

Still...in Texas?

 

A sign of the end? Are you serious?
I think God will pack more of a punch.

 

Yes, earthquakes in Texas.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/states/texas/history.php

And to follow that, here's the record of earthquakes within 600 kilometers of Abilene, Texas, since 1974.

http://neic.usgs.gov/cgi-bin/epic/epic.cgi?SEARCHMETHOD=3&SLAT2=0.0&SLAT1=0.0&SLON2=0.0&SLON1=0.0&FILEFORMAT=4&SEARCHRANGE=HH&CLAT=32.5&CLON=-99.5&CRAD=600&SUBMIT=Submit+Search&SYEAR=&SMONTH=&SDAY=&EYEAR=&EMONTH=&EDAY=&LMAG=&UMAG=&NDEP1=&NDEP2=&IO1=&IO2=

(Sorry about the long link; I tried TinyURL but it didn't load properly.)

 

What he said.

God's not gonna fuck around with some 2.5s and 3.0s ...

 

I thought this was a threat about the MLS playoffs.

 

Just so you know, the midwest and southeast should prepare for such an occurance around 9 p.m. ET tonight.

 

I'll see your Gargantuan burger, and raise you a Mr. Burger Double Cheeseburger with chili and onions.

 

I didn't feel a thing.

That's what she said, of course.

 

Hmm, we didn't feel anything out west in Cowshitistan. I don't want any destruction or casualties, but otherwise, I'm all for any tectonic event that would make things less flat around here.

 

Wouldn't the End of Days begin in states that aren't going to vote for the Anti-Christ?