Sick Sad World: 82-year-old woman has sex with 11-year-old boy

Wow. Prun-y.

 

I'd take Daria. Don't let the I-hate-the-world demeanor fool you, she knows how to get down.

 

Can you say 'scarred for life?' Good...

 

Wonder if she took out her dentures before ...

 

She's hot! err, I mean ... She's hot!

 

This reminds me of a SNL skit of about 3 years ago, with Janet Jackson as the host.

Jackson is serving as a tour guide (I think?) for a wine factory, an old Italian, family-run factory. And the whole joke is that they keep saying "soak my cork" instead of "suck my cock", but of course everyone keeps messing with the double-entendre. Jimmy Fallon is in it, so you know he starts laughing midway through, as does Jackson at one point.

Anyway, Rachel Dratch is playing the grandmother, who is toothless. At one point, she says that the guys all like when she soaks the cork because she has no teeth.

 

Just to show that it works both ways, here's a story about a guy who's been convicted of breaking into his 83-year-old great aunt's house and sexually assaulting her.

Maybe? D'ya think??

 

And here's the kicker...She's pregnant!!!!!!!!!! ;D

 

doesn't get much hotter than that story.

 

Grandma's gotta pleasure herself, too. :-X

 

(shudders)

 

Here she is, Mrs. Robinson herself ...
I'd hit it ;D ...NOT!