SI swimsuit models rank hottest athletes

I once got an up-close look at Ann Strother's thong. While she was wearing it.

Not bad. At all.

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.heathermitts.com/gallery.htm

Damn you, A.J. Feeley, damn you!!!!!

 

Sharapova and her bruises deserved to be about 10th.

I loved the No. 18 selection:



I liiiiiiiike.

 

SI's Hot Men:
1. Kelly Slater (not bad, but that pic of him isn't the best).
2. David Beckham (hot. that hair is too close to woody woodpecker tho)
3. Fredrick Ljungberg (never heard of this joker. the 5 o'clock shadow's got to go)
4. Zinedine Zidane (too strong of a head. ha!)
5. Tom Brady (You can cry about the Pro Bowl on my shoulder, baby)
6. Reggie Bush (Super cute face)
7. Jesse Palmer (Can I be his Bachelorette?)
8. Thierry Henry (Another soccer player?! What?)
9. A.J. Feeley (Has dominant features ... attractive)
10. Rafael Nadal (SC is right - bad photo of him)
11. David Carr (cute! I believe he's taken by a SportsJournalists.com chick)
12. Jose Theodore (Nice. I bet he likes quiet walks on the beach)
13. James Blake (He looks much better in that photo, moreso than in white on the court)
14. Jeremy Bloom (For all those who love the bad boys)
15. Matt Leinart (That's a bad photo of him. Looks like he's been up to 420)
16. Emeka Okafor (Yum! Those eyes and eyelashes are to die for)
17. Andy Roddick (Too late to get rhinoplasty?)
18. Marat Safin (He looks like he could be the Eminem of tennis w/ those chains)
19. Jason Taylor (Could eat him up like a ham biscuit)
20. Dwayne Wade (He's cute. Like his goatee).

 

I sooooo woulda picked Bode over Bloom as my skier. Plus they totally left out NASCAR and PRCA. Kasey Kahne and Justin McBride are hotter than several of the guys who made it, dammit.

 

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I think the silver brings out the color in his eyes

*runs away*

 

Me, dammit. He's the new boy toy.

 

Dude, at least post a picture of him all scruffy. That's when he's hottest.

 

You want a better picture? Ok, here you go :
http://kenoshapolice.com/images/2nd%20Place.gif

 

See ... I wanted to let SC speak up and claim him ALL for herself!

 

Muahahahaha. I'm just glad another chica showed up to discuss the list of boys.