SI Swimsuit 2013: Welcome to TigerVols' Nightmare

We were talking about it on the old thread, but I have no problem with more boobs in more places.

 

Yeah, D_B, but your image is bigger, so....win!

 

Definitely need swimsuits like that in Antarctica. I expect to see much evidence of the cold weather on the inside pages.

 

The opening post brought out a forgotten board truism: the women of sj post the best eye candy.

 

As I noted over there...

...I rest my case.

 

This is just sitting here on a tee. Come on!

 

OK. Since you've written this twice now, what about that photo has provided the summation for the (your) prosecution?

 

My apologies. I did a search on "Swimsuit 2013." What I should've done was just search TigerVols' last posts.

When I saw this cover, I barely looked at the boobs-- my eyes went right to the stomach and immediately burst out laughing as I thought of TigerVols.

 

C'mon.

That's a size XL parka she has on and it STILL won't close.

Not to mention the poor string that's lost in a muffin top around her waist.

 

Millions would volunteer to be the "found" part of this equation.

 

She's not super skinny. But no way in hell was that parka ever supposed to close in the first place. And it's not XL.

Also, I'm sure guys all across America are putting down the Vaseline in protest against her "muffin top."