SI Sportsman of the Year: Who Ya Got?

As soon as I heard it was Jeter, my first thought was, "Should I cancel my SI subscription?" Terrible choice.

 

What are your hopes? What are your dreams? To fuck the Sportsman of the Year? Then you're in luck!

A real sportsman would have paid for the parking of those skanks he banged without a fuss.

 

I don't remember who played in the Final Four eight months ago, and I'd think most people don't, either.

 

Two years ago they picked Brett Favre, actually.

I think last year it was Michael Phelps, wasn't it?

 

UNC, Michigan State, Louisville and... Memphis? UCLA?

 

Villanova.

 

Bob Barker just told me I had only two of the four correct.

 

Nova.

 

Phelps and Favre were the last two.

 

If anyone wants to test their knowledge:

http://www.sporcle.com/games/si_sportsman_oty.php

updated with the latest honoree.

I got 'em all, but just because I was a subscriber for more than 20 years, and was able to memorize the past ones with the help of its all-covers edition a few years past.

 

Rump is only a stat to boost Ryan Howard's Hall of Fame resume.