SI Readers Cancel Subscriptions En Masse Over 'Ghetto' Swimsuit Issue

But it's not HIS report.
He is like Drudge, only dumber.
Cut, paste, no attribution, no one to answer to.
If it's wrong? So what.

 

C-section birth - he missed that one too.

 

You absolute arrogant asshole.
Why you're still allowed to post here is beyond me.

 

Don't know about you, but it's sort of fun watching people beat up on D_B. It almost makes me wonder what kind of tripe he'll post next.

Hey D_B...shouldn't you be reporting the "death" of some major celebrity?

 

Beyonce's grandmother was Dutch.

 

Hello,

Deeper_Background ask me to write. My name is Abdul Von Villalobos. I interview for job cleaning Rick Reilly dung off mailroom floor, but I do not get the hiring.

But I did put microchip in coffee maker. It hears words. And I hear SI people say Beyonce is too ghetto.

Also, Reilly dung was stinky on Thursday. Staff say no more Wednesday burrito night.

 

Don't repressed people wind up cancelling their SI subscription over the swimsuit issue every year?
This is an imaginary story, but more than that, it's a non-story.

 

And, finally, Big Red injects sanity to the proceedings.

 

And new there's a story about Hepatitis at the post-publication party. God is getting them back for being too "ghetto." I'm not surprised. He nearly canceled over that whole David Wells is fat story, too.

 

David Wells is fat?

And all this time I thought he was just short for his weight.

 

Bouncy may have got Hep A at the SI party!

 

D_B, do you persist in standing by your claim of "mass cancellations" despite a) failure to name a single credible source and b) not having any real facts to support said claim?