Should I stick a banana in the tailpipe?

Now? Now it can't be bought. Funny thing about gargantuan SUVs nobody wants ... they don't sell and get cancelled.

As for the problem Kaylee's having ... spray foam is great stuff.

 

Remember, you don't want to kill the guy.

 

I don't know. In Kaylee's town, a little murder might spice things up.

 

If that's the case, I know some people, who know some people...you know the rest.

 

Well, that can't be a measuring stick. In the end, Ford couldn't sell a mid-sized sedan either.

 

Comet bomb his lawn.

 

nope, 7 a.m.

 

Light the fucker on fire. Stick an oily rag down the gas cap and light it. When he tries to accuse you of institutional vandalism say, "hey, I just left that note on your windshield. You think I'd do something like this knowing that you know who put the note on the windshield? What am i? Stupid?"

 

Liberally spread glue on the car, then dump bags and bags of feathers on the glue. Leave a note on the windshield that says, "Hope the new coat helps the car warm up faster"

 

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've said that.

 

nawwww, you seem more like a vibrator guy.

 

DAMMIT! When I didn't see you post on the first page I thought I had a shot at posting that.

Damn you chickie. Damn you.