Should I stick a banana in the tailpipe?

I don't know that vandalizing his car would be the way to go since you've already voiced your displeasure to him. You're suspect No. 1

Course, you could contract Rick Vaughn ... "Want us to drag him outside, kick the shit out of him?"

 

I like the dildo idea. That made me laugh out loud.

 

Leave a note saying you hit it (even though nobody hit it), then watch him go nuts looking for the damage.

 

and I thought there was going to be a Beverly Hills Cop mention in this thread

 

superglue the giant dildo inside the tailpipe

 

Drop a deuce right in the middle of his hood. Then, with rubber gloves please, rub the deuce and smear "warm this up" on the winshield.

 

Well, the smell will never go away. However, this might subject the apartment complex to a stench that, from what I hear, is beyond description.

 

If I ever need to get back at someone, I'm coming to the members of SportsJournalists.com first.

 

that is the truth, proven time and time again with both hilarity and alarming degrees of vengeance. good job all.

 

Knowing where Kaylee lives, the gay pride sticker is a fabulous idea. The dildo is also solid. Though, I do think the best idea is the note telling him someone hit his car and letting him worry about it for hours.

 

Make sure you wipe the fingerprints off the dildo before it goes in.

 

My guess, your neighbor has a Ford Excursion. They came with an optional diesel engine.
An older generation diesel engine, which was the 7.1 Powerstroke Diesel, does require warmup. They don't have sparkplugs, they come with glowplugs, so the engine doesn't quite work quite like normal gas/fuel combustion engine.
Now, it doesn't require a half-hour warmup. Five to seven minutes on a cold start.