Should I stick a banana in the tailpipe?

If I told you where I live, your eyes would pop from your skull. This past week, we've had temps in the 60s.

This guy is one cold-natured asshole, that's for sure.

 

Call Al Gore, he'll take care of it.

 

Buy a starving polar bear, aim it at the guy, and explain to it how easy humans are to kill.

 

Or, "I wish my wife was this dirty." (I saw that one recently & lost it.)

 

K, I do drive an SUV (a Chev Tahoe) and I do live in the equivalent of Antarctica.

20 below = about 15 minutes warm-up time.

I would find out what the noise ordinances in your neighborhood are.

Oh, and Mythbusters proved that fruit or veggies in the tailpipe don't work.

But bleach does.

 

Bleach also takes care of some other problems, but it has the power to create, too.

 

Maybe his neighbor is Al Gore.

 

Knowing where you live, I think a Gay Pride sticker on the SUV would be good.

That's after you call the cops to complain. Of course, he might be a cop.

 

Hmm ... I had not thought of that.

 

Sugar in the gas tank.

 

Niw see, that would be malicious instead of merely annoying.
Besides, if you put crazy glue in the locks on a cold day, you can get away with it.

 

There are some areas of the country that have laws about how long you can keep a car running without driving it. In New York City years ago, there was a huge issue because the cops were ticketing vehicles that were waiting for parking spaces to open up, and vehicles that were letting elderly people out of the car because the car's engine was running for longer than three minutes.

Call the cops and see if there are any standing laws in your town.

Or, put limburger cheese on his engine block.