Should I be pissed? Because I am!!!

It may be record.. then again it may not.


http://www.buckfax.com/state_deer_records.htm

State records are typically determined by score, such as Boone and Crockett or Pope and Young, which factors in more than just the number of points on a buck.

If you don't have an outdoor editor the story probably should have been yours.... Unless you know nothing about hunting and the editor gave it to someone who has some knowledge of hunting and/or the outdoors.

Don't blame you for being ticked though.

Kill her with kindness and be professional.
If that doesn't work, trick her into making rude, sexually suggestive comments and then get HR involved.

If all else fails, put her on blast... Uber Blast.

 

Ask for the deer's head and put it in her bed while she's at work.

 

Which reminds me, whatever happened to Khartoum? He was a good guy.

 

Asshole went off and got a life.

Douchebox.

 

Asshole, IJAG says.
Then she calls 'Toum a douchebox.
'Toum's a sad panda.

 

What do you want, Doc?
He chose marriage and his love
over us fucktards.

 

And (forget the Haiku, I can't do it), Doc found a way to balance marriage and his love with us fucktards.
Now, if we could just cure him of his cubbbies disease...

 

Won't ever happen.
Like herpes, liking the Cubs.
Never goes away.

 

This may be a first
A thread jack of just haikus
He should not be pissed

 

Haikujack a first?
Hardly, dude. Plenty of those.
It's a tradition.

(That was way too hard. This is one of several reasons I miss Khartoum.)

 

I have seen this one
I was not here for others
Go poetry jacks

 

I have a handful of clips on hunting (covering theYouth Hunt) the same hunt where this kid got the buck. The news writer was hired a week before me. It was his first job. So if its a matter of who knows it more it would be me.... But I guess you guys are right maybe I'll send the podunk race track stuff to the news desk and other boring stories that dont fall under the preps category.

Also, for the record, I wasn't trying to be an ass by asking her why I didn't get the story.... but all my experience at big city newspapers has led me to believe outdoors goes to sports not news. Then again, I am sorta new to this thing.