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Short people got no reason to live anywhere but France

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member


    They got little hands
    Little eyes
    They walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    And they're French!
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I knew there was a place for me out there!
  3. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    You'll have to beat out my 4-11 wife for these short jobs.

    Which reminds me . . .

    Why are there thousands of "Big and Tall" clothing shops but none --- I mean none --- for "Small and Short."

    Shouldn't there be a 5-4 male for every 6-4 male? A 5-6 male for every 6-2 male? A 5-2 male for every 6-6 male?

    Demand should be the same at either extreme.

    Is it really just as simple as, "Ah, the short guys can just shop in the boys' department?"
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You are missing the "big" from the "Big and Tall." Do you see more fat people or more short people in the world?
  5. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    So someone short and fat could find pants with a 48-inch waist and 28-inch inseam at those stores?
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Yes I can.

    I mean I would assume so.
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    Where do you think I shop?!?
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