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Shooting at Tom Brady Wedding

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pancamo, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    As someone said recently, an out-of-wedlock baby and a shooting at the wedding, who knew Tom Brady played in the NBA
     
  2. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Wasn't it Puerto Rico? This was in Costa Rica.

    I mean, uh, I don't know. Musicals? What, no, I never watch.
     
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    ROSALIA
    Puerto Rico,
    You lovely island . . .
    Island of tropical breezes.
    Always the pineapples growing,
    Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . .

    ANITA
    Puerto Rico . . .
    You ugly island . . .
    Island of tropic diseases.
    Always the hurricanes blowing,
    Always the population growing . . .
    And the money owing,
    And the babies crying,
    And the bullets flying.
    I like the island Manhattan.
    Smoke on your pipe and put that in!

    OTHERS
    I like to be in America!
    O.K. by me in America!
    Ev'rything free in America
    For a small fee in America!

    ROSALIA
    I like the city of San Juan.

    ANITA
    I know a boat you can get on.

    ROSALIA
    Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.

    ANITA
    Hundreds of people in each room!

    ALL
    Automobile in America,
    Chromium steel in America,
    Wire-spoke wheel in America,
    Very big deal in America!

    ROSALIA
    I'll drive a Buick through San Juan.

    ANITA
    If there's a road you can drive on.

    ROSALIA
    I'll give my cousins a free ride.

    ANITA
    How you get all of them inside?

    ALL
    Immigrant goes to America,
    Many hellos in America;
    Nobody knows in America
    Puerto Rico's in America!

    ROSALIA
    I'll bring a T.V. to San Juan.

    ANITA
    If there a current to turn on!

    ROSALIA
    I'll give them new washing machine.

    ANITA
    What have they got there to keep clean?

    ALL
    I like the shores of America!
    Comfort is yours in America!
    Knobs on the doors in America,
    Wall-to-wall floors in America!

    ROSALIA
    When I will go back to San Juan.

    ANITA
    When you will shut up and get gone?

    ROSALIA
    Everyone there will give big cheer!

    ANITA
    Everyone there will have moved here!
     
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