Shooting at Tom Brady Wedding

Guess Anita was right about the bullets flying.

Yes, it was a West Side Story joke. Leave me alone.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

I spoke w/ 2 guys this afternoon who were at the scene and (covering it) and they were both pretty spooked, saying the shootings were very real and very scary "unlike nothing we'd ever seen."

 

Journalists in Iraq, Pakistan and Afghanistan call that "Tuesday before the third cup of coffee."

 

Maybe it was Jay Leno making another assassination attempt on Brady. [/familyguy]

 

great editing from a rag that holds editing to the absolute loewest of standards.

i'm supposing the word was intended to be "barely," not "nearly." kind of a difference.

 

I love the photog's quote: "I still can't believe it," Aviles added. "It just missed our heads. All this over some pictures. It's crazy."

As disingenuous as it gets.

 

Bad omen for the marriage? Or just a higher power saying, "Do you really need a second wedding?"

 

It's probably got something to do with his education.

 

Of course not. ... My father's gay.

 

I really find it hard to believe that there would be firearms at Tom Terrific's wedding. Which is worse: attending this douchebag's nuptials or being shot at.

 

Oh man, I would love nothing more than to see Tom Brady fall from grace.