Shoes are better than sex???!!!

I don't pick shoes based on what I think men might think.

 

I know -- women dress to impress other women.

But it's the general sentiment about what makes genders tick.

 

I gotta believe you guys are having a lot of bad sex.

 

Gas prices were under $3 the last time I performed a bit of the ultraviolent in-out in-out.

 

Yes, because god forbid should a woman find enjoyment in something other than a big, strapping military man, right?

(and before anyone jumps me for jumping him, it's the tone of all his posts. It's a straw/camel's back thing)

 

Oh no, I've had some really great sex. It's just not the be all, end all for me that it is for most guys.

 

Better than sex:

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 

That said, it filled my heart with joy when Mr. Almost Perfect said to me last month, 'Those might be the sexiest shoes I have ever seen and they totally suit you.'

 

I don't know where the hell you're coming from with this, but you need to back away from the edge.

It was a joke. A FUCKING JOKE. Maybe a bad one, but it was a fucking joke.

 

Did someone say Sephora? Gotta take a look at the Philosophy body washes. And H&M has cool hair accessories.