Shia Labeouf takes on Spielberg, Bay

The last Indiana Jones movie was simply unimpressive until the scene where LaBuff randomly started swinging on vines with monkeys. It was like a page from "Go Diego Go" was accidentally inserted into the script by mistake and everybody just played along. Awesomely bad. Jar-Jar Binks stood up and walked out of his CGI theatre at that point.

 

There ain't nuthin' more powerful than the smell of mendacity!

 

Sirs, Madames,

I've never seen one of his films ... but he was great as Herbert, McKinley's Norseman mascot, in the episode of Freaks and Geeks I watched last night. Surprisingly not listed on imdb.

o-<

 

Total Recall and Playboy.

 

From the Wikipedia page:

"Shia Saide LaBeouf (pronounced /ˈʃaɪ.ə ləˈbʌf/ SHY--ə lə-BUFF; born June 11, 1986) is an American actor, voice actor, and comedian."

Guess that joke wasn't funny.

 

I had an illicit crush on him on Even Stevens.

Leave me alone.

 

After reading that, some guys might.

 

Bay tells Megan Fox to hit the bricks.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/michael-bay-drops-megan-fox-from-transformers-3,41342/

http://www.avclub.com/articles/megan-fox-didnt-want-to-be-in-your-dumb-robot-movi,41358/

 

Wow, I wish that was posted yesterday.

The news today is that she's claiming she quit.

She better hope Jonah Hex is a hit. Based on her non-Transformers career, I'd be kissing Michael Bay's ass if I were her.

 

I'm sure Fox will have plenty of roles in the next few years until she becomes the celebrity spokesperson for Tahiti Village.

 

Apparently, she has a nude scene in Jonah Hex so maybe that will elevate her popularity. Granted, they said the same thing about Jennifer's Body.

I'm not saying she's unattractive, but she does nothing for me. She just seems like another hot, skanky model who can't act.

 

Funny thing is, even her fans would probably describe her the same way.