She's now the most popular girl in school

Mine is for Britney Spears.

 

I want your ad

 

This reminds me of the chick who was thrown of a Southwest Airlines flight a few years ago because of the miniskirt she was wearing? She and her mom went to the press and Southwest caught all kinds of hell for it.

What was never reported however, and Southwest chose not to make it public for some reason, was the fact that the issue wasn't that her skirt was too short, the issue was she wasn't wearing any underwear.

 

Underwear is so overrated. Mine is falling apart after 10 or so years. What's the point?

 

Her alleged excuse for not wearing underwear was that she didn't want pantie lines to show in the photos. Gotta ask her - how would those pantie lines look now?

 

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose

He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week (and a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine

 

YOU ONLY UNCOVER US WHEN WE TAKE POTTERY CLUB PHOTOS!

 

What ad? [/subscribersandmoderators]

 

Good news for the girl!

Donald Trump just announced that he has decided that the girl will be able to come back for her senior year and graduate.

He also will encourage Miss America contestants to go commando next year.

 

all i get is a banner for free credit score. what the hell?

 

Yes, the school should recall all the yearbooks and absorb the expense of reprinting them all because the kid didn't wear underwear.

Oh, and thank god the girl's humiliation was limited to the school. Wait, what? An interview with CNN? Where do I sign? Great mothering there.