She's baaack -- Amy Fisher to promote her sex tape

That Alyssa Milano made-for-TV movie was so craptastic, I love it.

 

It's not Joey, it's her lookalike hubby. You can't make this shit up. She's so fucked beyond repair.

I had some respect for her when she got out of the pokey, had some facial (heh) work done so she no longer looked like Amy Fisher, changed her legal name (before she got married) and started writing for a local alt-weekly. OK, so she almost immediately shacked up with a Joey lookalike and had his kid. She clearly has father issues.

But it seemed like she legitimately wanted to move on and not be known for being the 17-year-old who shot her lover's wife in the face and sparked the tabloid news revolution. Then, of course, she and Joey had a "reunion" at a restaurant in the city and she was photographed sitting on his lap. And now she's helping her husband--the one she divorced but then reconciled with after he sold their sex tape--promote said sex tape.

What a fuckin nut.

(Amy if you're reading this PM me. I can be to your place in 20 minutes for a quickie)

 

Maybe he can hold out for nine seconds...

 

Oh, and can someone get screen shots of the tape and print them out for 3BF when he goes off to training and shit?

 

What a classy broad. Fools around with the biggest example of Jersey stereotypes in the world, shoots his wife, goes to jail, does the reality TV thing and then does amateur porn. Really, she's our version of Audrey Hepburn....

 

Exerpt still from the tape:

http://www.lclark.edu/~ria/horses.jpg

 

Wrong thread.

 

We don't need any Rebecca Lobo jokes, mister! Wow.