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She unleashed a lion

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Gnashed its teeth and bit the woman having sex.

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442888/20130306/lion-mauls-woman-death-zimbabwe-having-sex.htm
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Why was the lion wearing a condom? Sounds premeditated.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That was a horribly written story. Was it really important to say they were having sex in a sideways position?
     
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    By "Zimbabwe," they mean "Camp Crystal Lake." And, by "lion," they mean "Jason Voorhees."
     
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Sex in the bush is generally preferable to sex in the butt, or so I'm told.
     
  6. Hoped this was going to be a *"Modern Day Delilah" reference.

    The 1984 Van Stephenson song.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    BYH and Huggy just sprung wood and don't know why.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
     
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The lion sleeps tonight, my ass!
     
  10. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    And by "reports have emerged" and "in Zimbabwe," they mean "it didn't actually happen, but it would be cool if it did."
     
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The lion was hungry. He wanted some rapefruit.
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It's the perfect story to share with your teenagers:

    "Hey kids, look. It says here that if you run off in the bushes to have sex, you're likely to be eaten by a lion. And apparently the guy only survived because he was wearing a condom."
     
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