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She lost her virginity twice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. RayKinsella

    RayKinsella Member

    That wasn't right. In fact, that was just wrong. I was thinking... well you all were thinking the same thing! Damn, that ruined it real quick.
  2. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I dabbled in the Rudimentary Uterine Horn in grade school, but then I switched to the clarinet.
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I had the skin flute joke all typed out and then I decided that was over the line, even for me. ;D
  4. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Skin flute? I thought you might drop the Fallopian Tuba on me.
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Male gynecologists must have a hell of a libido to delve into that and still want to procreate when they get home. Maybe I'm shallow, perhaps even obtuse, but the outside is much sexier than the inside
  6. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Remember the Cronenberg movie (Dead Ringers) with the twin doctors played by Jeremy Irons?

    "Gynecological tools for mutant women."
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    And of course the question begs ... why did you have to look it up?
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I always vote for penii, too. Matter of fact, I'd like to have one right now. But I didn't know you swung that way, dools. (Just kidding!!)
  9. pallister

    pallister Guest

    THAT ... was fuckin' hilarious.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Swung what way? I have a penis, but you probably don't want to have one in precisely the same sense.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    (standing back, giving plenty of room)
  12. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    If it isn't already, clitorati should be a word. In fact, I think I just saw it scrawled on the men's room wall at Jeers.
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