"She later took a Greyhound bus home."

Spitzer sure knew how to pick 'em.

http://www.latimes.com/la-et-ggwweb19mar19,0,442216.story

 

A week?!?

 

Oh, how I love America.

You never get uplifting stories like this coming out of, say, Bulgaria.

 

Yeah, I had to wipe away a tear when I read that Girls Gone Wild guiding force Joe Francis was able to save a million bucks when he realized he already had videos of Spitzer's pro.

Who says good things don't happen to good people?

 

Greyhound - F**k in the back and leave the driving to us.

 

Color me skeptical until I see the video (and I will ). Not because she deserves the benefit of the doubt, but because Joe Francis -- the biggest scumbag this side of Saddam -- deserves to be doubted.

 

LA Times has a scrubbed up version on its website.

 

By Mest

The morning after our first trip to Green Bay
We headed off to the station of Greyhound
not thinking much what was ahead
Ahead of us the stinky people and the smell
The smell on this bus

[CHORUS:]
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

[VERSE:]
A 32 ounce of High Life and six sleeping pills
Were not enough to make me crash
So im still awake Jeremiah's gonna get some ass
From the girl next to him all of this to play one show with Goldfinger
What the fuck is wrong with us?

[CHORUS:]
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus

[BRIDGE:]
There's this girl next to Nick and she has
More hair underneath her arm pits than the four of us combined
The driver warned his friend with colored hair and tattoos
He'd kick us off if we acted up well I wish he would of
cause weve been sleeping on the floor for the past 2 nights
We're all out of beer
And all of this bullshit for a $99 fair

[CHORUS:]
So fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!
F it all!

 

At least this girl is attractive. Doesn't make it right, of course, but I remember how despressing it was when Clinton got caught fooling around. I couldn't believe the president would fool around with a girl I wouldn't even think about hooking up with if she was interested. Fooling around with Sharon Stone in a secret hideaway or something? That at least would have seemed like something a guy might not be able to resist, but Lewinsky? Ugh.

 

Yes, truly a dark day for this great nation.
Say what you want about the merits of impeaching Clinton for ethical breaches. Letting Lewinsky within 50 feet of your dick should be grounds for impeachment. In fact, let's make that the next constitutional amendment.

 

Greyhound (Harry Chapin)

It's midnight at the depot
And I drag my bags in line.
Travellin' light, I got to go
But the bus won't be on time.
Everybody's looking half alive.
Later on the bus arrives.

They punch my ticket
I find a seat
And we move out past the lights.
Come on Driver, where's the heat?
It's cold out in the night.
I keep telling to myself that I don't care.
Come tomorrow, I'll be there.

Take the Greyhound.
It's a dog of a way to get around.
Take the Greyhound.
It's a dog gone easy way to get you down.

Tired of watching this night go by
So I look across the aisle.
The window's frosted, I can't sleep
But the girl returns my smile.
She reminds me of someone I knew back home.
So I doze. So it goes.

I'm wrinkled on my stool at the rest stop.
The waitress being cozy with the highway cop.
My coffee's tasting tired.
My eyes roll over dead.
Got to go outside and get the gas out of my head.
Oh, to be in bed.
You got me driving.
I'm on your Greyhound bus and you're driving.

But there's nothing new about Greyhounds.
Nothing new about feeling down.
Nothing new about putting off
Or putting myself on.

Looking to tomorrow is the way the loser hides
I should have realized by now that all my life's a ride.
It's time to find some happy times and make myself some friends
I know there ain't no rainbows waiting when this journey ends.

Stepping off this dirty bus first time I understood
It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good
That's a thought for keeping if I could.
It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good.

 

I don't know man. What's worse? Having a fat chick slob on 'ya, or paying for it? We've all had our time with hot crazy chicks and girls we would bring home to mom. But I can't imaging paying 4-grand for a piece of action. (We all pay for it in some way, but that's not what I'm getting at). Granted, if you're the president you should be able to pull something a bit hotter, but I still can't get over paying for it.

And how many times do you think Joe Francis hit that thing? 'We sent her back after we learned she was 18?" Yeah right.