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Shatner voice-over: "It's mission -- To explore strange, new worlds..."

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "To seek out new life and new civilizations... and inadvertantly kill them."

    Scientist is theorizing that "Two NASA space probes that visited Mars 30 years ago may have found alien microbes on the Red Planet and inadvertently killed them."

  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    So the probe was driving along the surface, and got some bugs on the windshield? Or did they run them over completely?
  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Who knew W interned with NASA?

    Apparently, we decided to drown and burn said life. We were going to shoot and stab, but Manson refused to get in the capsule. The message: Don't fuck with us, Marvin.

  4. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Now, now, no-one ever thought the president was cut out to be a rocket scientist....
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  6. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

  7. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    So global warming isn't a man-made event after all. It's something caused by Martians trying to get revenge on us for killing their citizens. Right-wing extremists who don't believe in global warming are rejoicing.
  8. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Good on ya, space probes! The best defence is a good offence, after all.

    Next step: Horatio Caine returns to Mars for a visit home and becomes involved in the investigation. "If I find out you did this," he warns NASA, "I will get you."

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