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But we can't ignore him because the crap that spews out of his mouth is forced down our throats.

 

By who? They're literally holding you down and prying your eyes open with tooth picks? They're making you click on links to stories about him? When I see dog crap on the sidewalk I step over it and keep walking.

 

Some, however, seek out the owner of the dog and ask him to be accoutable for his pet.

 

There are times I really wish you came with closed captioning.

 

I'm confused. Is Markvid for or against the Reverend?

 

After reading you, I'm not really sure myself.

 

Well that's nice. Good to see a man who knows where he stands.

 

What we need here is a board-certified gastroenterologist.

 

And now who can't see sarcasm?

 

You're a literalist, aren't you?

 

I'll retract that. If you were a literalist, you and Fenian and other Bush doomsayers would be floating on one of the ponds, looking for a new home. Or you're applying for Canadian housing loans.

 

Does that mean my wife thinks I'm a stud?