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Shark Themed Sunday/Monday Golf Headlines

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Deeper_Background, Jul 19, 2008.

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  1. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    2 good ones up there with Hopen and Down, Under, Back...

    But what about something that incorporates the Chrissy theme... something with the sports psyc aspect of this ??
     
    Lugnuts, Jul 20, 2008
    #25
  2. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    If he wins, and I don't think he will, I refuse to use "Shark" in any headlines.
    After his collapse at Augusta, Norman lost the right to use the "Shark" moniker.
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jul 20, 2008
    #26
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    One of the British newspapers: Jurassic Shark
     
    PeteyPirate, Jul 20, 2008
    #27
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Today: "Royal & ancient"

    Tomorrow: "Jaws of (victory/defeat)"
     
    Football_Bat, Jul 20, 2008
    #28
  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Per Woody Allen, as of the 4th Hole this morning:

    "What We've Got Here is a Dead Shark."
     
    jgmacg, Jul 20, 2008
    #29
  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Paddy Whacks, Sends Old Man Home
     
    DanOregon, Jul 20, 2008
    #30
  7. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Norman Gets Blowjobs From Chrissy Evert and You Don't

    Too wordy?
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Jul 20, 2008
    #31
  8. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Now it will fit.
     
    TwoGloves, Jul 20, 2008
    #32
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Considering the blow-up, how about
    "Smile, you son of a ...!"
     
    Batman, Jul 20, 2008
    #33
  10. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Shark tanks
     
    deskslave, Jul 20, 2008
    #34
  11. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    just classic
     
    Deeper_Background, Jul 20, 2008
    #35
  12. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    You're gonna need a bigger hole
     
    TwoGloves, Jul 20, 2008
    #36
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