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Shark attacks champion surfer

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    This should help him get laid, as I'm sure he was struggling in that area.
  3. cyclingwriter2

    cyclingwriter2 Active Member

    If that doesn't win him an Arthur ashe courage award...
  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Only if the shark bit his balls off...
    LongTimeListener and Vombatus like this.
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Bet he needs a new wetsuit.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'd give it to his competitor, Julian Wilson, who paddled over to Fanning to try to help. Plus, Julian would look better in a dress.
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member


    Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Why aren’t we ‘clearing the waters’ of sharks so ocean swimming is safe?

    “You would think that they would have a way of clearing the waters before a competition of this level,” he opined. “But I guess they don’t.”

    “Sure,” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck agreed. “If a three-time world champion surfer isn’t safe, who is?”

    “The shark should be afraid of him,” she added. “That was a tough punch he gave there.”

    Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Why aren’t we ‘clearing the waters’ of sharks so ocean swimming is safe?

  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If can't clear the Rio Grande of illegal immigrants, how can we clear the ocean of sharks?
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    This clearly is a job for President Trump.
    Ace likes this.
  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    The comments were idiotic, but this has to be the stupidest among them:

    Six attacks, but it's OK because these are just swimmers? Six people were hurt on the interstate, but it's OK because these are just Camry drivers.
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Looks like Ruben found a new home.
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