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Shark attacks champion surfer

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    This should help him get laid, as I'm sure he was struggling in that area.
  3. cyclingwriter2

    cyclingwriter2 Well-Known Member

    If that doesn't win him an Arthur ashe courage award...
  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Only if the shark bit his balls off...
    LongTimeListener and Vombatus like this.
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Bet he needs a new wetsuit.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'd give it to his competitor, Julian Wilson, who paddled over to Fanning to try to help. Plus, Julian would look better in a dress.
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member


    Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Why aren’t we ‘clearing the waters’ of sharks so ocean swimming is safe?

    “You would think that they would have a way of clearing the waters before a competition of this level,” he opined. “But I guess they don’t.”

    “Sure,” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck agreed. “If a three-time world champion surfer isn’t safe, who is?”

    “The shark should be afraid of him,” she added. “That was a tough punch he gave there.”

    Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Why aren’t we ‘clearing the waters’ of sharks so ocean swimming is safe?

  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If can't clear the Rio Grande of illegal immigrants, how can we clear the ocean of sharks?
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    This clearly is a job for President Trump.
    Ace likes this.
  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    The comments were idiotic, but this has to be the stupidest among them:

    Six attacks, but it's OK because these are just swimmers? Six people were hurt on the interstate, but it's OK because these are just Camry drivers.
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Looks like Ruben found a new home.
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