Shaq rap disses Kobe

I think Shaq is hilarious. Always has been.

The funny thing is that most of his humor is unintentional. I'm usually laughing at him, not with him.

Funniest thing he ever said, from his initial press conference with Miami:

"Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can’t afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft. If you can’t afford a raft, go to Wal-Mart and get the blow-up raft like I have at my house. You need to come because it is going to be very, very exciting. When we used to come here and play, it was very exciting. I know this is a very, very fun city and I’m glad to be here and thank you for all of the gifts today."

I can't find it on Youtube, but I wish I could. I laughed my ass off the first time I heard him say that.

 

You and Mustang hit it on the head. ESPN trumpets the hell out of it as we here 17 different ways that it isn't A BIG DEAL

 

That rap does not help anyone involved.

So where does the basketball team being announced fit if ABC has the Olympics?

I have not watched a 6 p.m. Sportscenter in well over a year. Possibly two.

 

I'm going to have to disagree with some of you, because Shaq went up about a bazillion notches in my book.

That TMZ video is my new favorite thing on the interwebs. And I, too, would buy it on ITunes if it was available.

 

The best five rappers of all time; Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq and Shaq, because he spits hot fiyah.

 

I laughed. I cried. I said "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" about a thousand times.

 

Fuckabuncha Shaq. Not for dissing Kobe, but for aiming at Kareem.

Kareem had a better college, NBA and acting careers than Shaq-Fu could dream of.

 

Did 93devil write the lyrics?


I'm sorry, that was a lowblow. Sorry, 93.

 

Honestly ... I still haven't figured out the Kareem lyric.

 

No, if he did it would have gone something like this:

Players who go to school
Don't get schooled
Four more years
You get to drink a lot of beers
Improve your game
so you won't look lame
Like Kobe and LeBron and Garnett
And you will win titles they'll never get

 

Oh. My. God.

 

I would argue that Shaq was the far superior player in the NBA.