Shaq rap disses Kobe

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3457917&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

 

"I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em."

Terrific.

 

Shaq is a great player. Great comedian. Rapper? Not so much.

 

Although, after watching him the last few years, at this stage there's a chance he actually is a better rapper than player.

I thought the lyric that was really low was when he said Patrick Ewing and Bernard King were better players than Kobe.

 

Another thought here. Does this make Shaq look worse?

 

This was the lead story on the 6 p.m. SportsCenter. Uh, yeah, um, I sometimes watch.

Well, they showed a lengthy clip of Shaq busting out the rhymes, with plenty of bleeps along the way, then went to Screamin' A for "analysis." His reaction (I'm paraphrasing here): "For the most part, Shaq wasn't being serious. This isn't a big deal."

It'd be nice if ESPN producers felt the same; I can't stand the sensationalistic garbage they constantly put on air.

 

You mean it was like this:

FOR THE MOST PART SHAQ WAS NOT BEING SERIOUS. THIS ISNT A BIG DEAL.

 

Chuck~Taylor has no idea why he smashed his iPod.

I thought it couldn't happen to a nicer jerk.

 

This is no big deal, just a man child doing what he does.

At SOME point, more people will realize that Shaq's complete lack of maturity had every bit to do with the breakup of those Lakers as Kobe's own need to be The Man.

Not that I subscribe to the Plaschke idea that "They would have at least one, maybe two more titles!!!!" because I wonder who they beat with a fat Shaq . . . . but I digress.

Again, no big deal. Who cares, at this point?

 

Not in my eyes ... "You know how I be," Shaq rapped. "Last week Kobe couldn't do without me."

I wonder how many times Kobe will hear, "Kobe, tell me how my [expletive] tastes," during games from players and/or fans early next season? I wish that were on iTunes, I would download that.

 

I thought this shit was hilarious.
I'll admit I'm a Shaq fan, and I used to like Kobe.
But nobody likes a rat.

 

Agree. And when they play for the first time next season, and Shaq goes and shakes Kobe's hand, we'll have to hear again how gracious he is to bury the hatchet. Until he rips on Kobe again.