Shania on the market

A Shania in the hand must be worth a sportschick or two in the bush. On any level you can think of.

Sorry, chickie.

 

I just went blind.

 

Can you spot the dollar signs in her eyes?

 

I liked Shania's debut album back when it was called "Hysteria" and before they added fiddles to it.

Ol' Mutt didn't vary his sound much. In fact, "Do You Believe In Love" sounds exactly like ELO's "Sweet Talkin' Woman." Surprised neither he nor Huey Lewis got sued by Jeff Lynne. (They may be BFF for all I know.)

Mutt Lange = FRAUD.

On the other hand ... I'd still tag Shania.

 

Shania's a fraud, too, fwiw.

Well known in music circles she has absolutely zero ability to carry a note. She's the poster girl for ProTools. Which is why you'll so rarely see her perform in an entire acoustic setting. And by rarely I mean never.

 

Mutt Lange a fraud? Nyet.

Dude worked on two of the finest rock albums of all time: Highway to Hell and Back in Black. Plus, Pyromania and High and Dry. Plus, Heartbeat City.

Ok, yes, he gets points off for doing albums for Loverboy, Billy Ocean and Michael Bolton (i'm physically ill just typing that last sentence.)

But, the aforementioned rock classics give him a lifetime pass to the champagne room.

And his ex-wife? She is Shanialicious...then and now.

Oh, and put me down for Spice is Nice as well.

 

You make that sound like a bad thing.
Two hottest female country music brunettes are Shania and Sara Evans.

 

Definitely, but she is still hot.

 

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

 

Millions of country music fans everywhere just wet their pants.

 

I'll drive myself home, thank you very much. I'm sure as hell not getting into a car with Billy Ocean.

 

hilarious.

When you just see the Drive lyrics, can't you see Shania singing it as a pop-country-novelty song?


Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great

CHORUS:
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall
Who's gonna hang it up
When you call
Who's gonna pay attention
To your dreams
Who's gonna plug their ears
When you scream

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Who's gonna hold you down
When you shake
Who's gonna come around
When you break

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight