Shania on the market

Don't we have a poster or two who is a big Shania Twain fan? Now's your chance.

 

OK, so you're a famous record producer ...

That don't impress me much
Ooh ooh ooh
So you got the ear but do you have the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
(not that you did, either)
That don't impress me much...

 

I long loved Ms. Twain from afar.

But alas, she made this life-changing decision based on false information.

I am NOT available.

 

Well-placed.

I already know my first pick-up line. "Hey Shania I think the new Def Leppard is horseshit."

 

Hmmmm it earns you Shania's love, but costs you sportschick's.

That's a risky move, rook.

 

Playing hard to get. Smooth!

 

She hates country too, dammit!

 

My god, she's even infiltrated your posting style.

I wish you could quit her, BYH.

 

TTIUWP, etc.

 

A matter so private, he issues a public statement.

 

I think Canadians get first shot at her.

 

BOING!