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ShameWow!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    I know his exact motive.

    The hooker said that this guy was better in bed than him.

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  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    When I looked at that mug shot, the first thing that came to mind was, "Are you following me, cameraguy?"
     
  3. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life: Punch a hooker instead.
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Right. But he looks a good 30 years older than he looks on the infomercials. I legitimately would have guessed him at 25 in the infomercials, and 50s in that mugshot.
     
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

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    Never needed to pay for sex
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    "You're gonna spend $100 a month on your girlfriend anyhow. You're throwing your money away."
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    AWESOME.
     
  8. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Shit, that's funny.
     
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    She must not have been a German hooker. You know the Germans always make good stuff.
     
  10. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    "For the next 20 minutes ... because I can't do this all day ... I'll punch you out while you bite my tongue."
     
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    "You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the $1,000 whore.”

    What are the odds that the words, "You're going to love my nuts" were said before they went back to the hotel?
     
  12. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    Dude, that's enough money for 50 shamwows...

    edit: I tried one line, not a good one... you guys are awesome. well-played, all of you.
     
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