ShameWow!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html

Hint to Vince: If you're going to pay a hooker $1000 for sex, you might want to refrain from punching her in the face numerous times.

Sweet Tebow.


EDIT: Dammit, Smoking Gun's headline is even better: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

 

What would be the point of paying her $1000 then?

 

God bless The Smoking Gun.

That is an awesome story. What a mugshot.

 

WAIT A SECOND, HE'S 44?

He's twice as obnoxious if he's 44. I thought he was some smart-ass 20-something. Damn, he looks good in the commercials for his age...and TERRIBLE in that mug shot.

 

Seriously.

Wonder if he'll let me punch him in the face for $1,000, too?

 

I'm guessing the $1000 is for not mentioning his job.

 

I wonder what caused him to punch her. Maybe she didn't want to buy some ShamWows?

 

The story says she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.

 

He paid her a grand so she could bite down on his tongue and not let go?

Anybody else think her plan was to bite his tongue and then haul ass with the money while he painfully bled from the mouth?

 

She taunted him with her Snuggie.

How much is a man supposed to take?

 

What else can you use ShamWow for? You can use it to clean the blood from your face after a hooker bites your tongue, and it'll STILL pick up this spilled bottle of booze. Let's see a paper towel do that.

 

Note to IJAG: Rarely are people at their most fetching in mug shots.