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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    Hint to Vince: If you're going to pay a hooker $1000 for sex, you might want to refrain from punching her in the face numerous times.

    Sweet Tebow.

    EDIT: Dammit, Smoking Gun's headline is even better: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    What would be the point of paying her $1000 then?
  3. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    God bless The Smoking Gun.

    That is an awesome story. What a mugshot.
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    He's twice as obnoxious if he's 44. I thought he was some smart-ass 20-something. Damn, he looks good in the commercials for his age...and TERRIBLE in that mug shot.
  5. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member


    Wonder if he'll let me punch him in the face for $1,000, too?
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I'm guessing the $1000 is for not mentioning his job.
  7. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    I wonder what caused him to punch her. Maybe she didn't want to buy some ShamWows?
  8. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    The story says she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    He paid her a grand so she could bite down on his tongue and not let go?

    Anybody else think her plan was to bite his tongue and then haul ass with the money while he painfully bled from the mouth?
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    She taunted him with her Snuggie.

    How much is a man supposed to take?
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    What else can you use ShamWow for? You can use it to clean the blood from your face after a hooker bites your tongue, and it'll STILL pick up this spilled bottle of booze. Let's see a paper towel do that.
  12. lono

    lono Active Member

    Note to IJAG: Rarely are people at their most fetching in mug shots.
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