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Sex with Sharapova: Shh!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ifilus, Aug 20, 2007.

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  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It made intercourse sound dirty.
     
    Ace, Aug 20, 2007
    #61
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Intercourse? Don't you mean Blue Ball? Or Bird-in-Hand?

    Oh, you meant intercourse, the act. Carry on.
     
    wickedwritah, Aug 20, 2007
    #62
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Well duh.
     
    Chi City 81, Aug 20, 2007
    #63
  4. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    What if he laid there like a dead frog?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Aug 20, 2007
    #64
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Was it along the lines of "You'll put your dick in and it explodes"...which was a line by Eddie Murphy in one of his shows from the 80s. I think it was Raw in 1987, which is about the same time Rock was lucky if he could get bit parts in one of Murphy's movies. (Rock's first film credit according to IMDB was Bevery Hills Cop II, released in 1987. He was the valet at the Playboy mansion.)
     
    outofplace, Aug 20, 2007
    #65
  6. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I guess she just doesn't want to bring her work home with her.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Aug 20, 2007
    #66
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Think greener: Pour the sunshine to her.
     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 20, 2007
    #67
  8. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    On the other hand, it beats "inserting the worm" or "moistening the old gherkin".

    Some things are better left to the imagination...or simply unthinkable...I'm sure you'll agree, ijag.
     
    JackyJackBN, Aug 20, 2007
    #68
  9. Yawn

    Yawn New Member

    If that's true, then give me a distant second place. I'll take it and throw myself a ticker tape parade.
     
    Yawn, Aug 20, 2007
    #69
  10. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Does Spup know about this?
     
    hockeybeat, Aug 20, 2007
    #70
  11. Yawn

    Yawn New Member

    http://www.anna-kournikova-screensaver.com/8-anna-kournikova.jpg

    Second place is just fine.

    If Russia had put more of these girls in the forefront 20 years earlier, Brezhnev might have had his own statue in D.C. Call them the weapons of seduction.
     
    Yawn, Aug 20, 2007
    #71
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    No, "You'll put your dick in and it explodes" was from the standard-bearer of comedy concert films, Comedian, in 1982.

    "Maybe I should see a doctor about that."
     
    BYH, Aug 20, 2007
    #72
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