Sex with Sharapova: Shh!

I still own a Danger Danger tape. I must go shoot myself now.

 

Dead frogs suck.

 

Technically they don't suck, but they are kinda gross.

 

I would spend many an hour dissecting with my scalpel.

 

Did he just say "making fuck?"

 

from men who've been searching for a little STFU for centuries: "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone."

 

Wait till I get a hold of Maria. She will shatter glass like the Memorex chick.

 

Summa-ma-bitch [berniemac]

I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for a while now.

 

I have nothing to add to this brilliant thread.
Except to say that pop stars used to be more gentlemanly.
That nice Mr. Page would never have whippe...ah...kissed and told like this.

 

I was about to say....it truly may amaze some of you that although I am Jewish, I am somewhat familiar with this Easter bunny of which you speak. I've heard a thing or two about some fat guy in a red suite giving out presents, too.

Levine's comments are definitely brutal. And you have to wonder about a guy who is willing to go public about a girl being too quiet with him. Sounds to me like he just wasn't getting the job done.

 

Once a young singer named Levine,
was banging a woman so devine
but she didn't moan
as he worked his bone
so he sad, "Screw her? I decline!"

"Sharapova," groan-ah and moan-ah also present possibilities.

 

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