Sex with Sharapova: Shh!

Eh, I think Anna is loads more attractive physically, plus she doesn't have Daddy Sharapova following her around.

 

That might suck, but so does Adam Levine. He went on Paxil for a month? Jeebus, I'd hate to see what kind of medicine they'd have to concoct for him if, say, a loved one died. What a big old puss-n-boots. Move on! I've hated this cheese dick for a while, especially after that "makes me wonder" song.
An angry ex-love song put to a disco/funk beat? Cut me a break.

 

Adam Levine's quotes have to be some of the most funny, belly-laugh inducing, hysterical crap I've read in a while.

A broad's lack of moaning put you on Paxil? WTF?

The Easter Bunny rip shows that this guy must be doing lots of coke, or something like that.

 

Sharapova could be singing "Rodelinda" for all I care.

 

Levine, who is one rock star not on SC's list of hotness. Does nothing for me.

 

One thing to keep in mind: It's a fucking Russian tabloid. Does no one think this might not be true?

 

me thinks he didn't bone it like he own it.

 

Oh, I don't think it's true. Even if Levine did say that, he's a pissed off ex-boyfriend who's probably lying.

EDIT: Plus I always thought he was gay.

 

That's what she said.

 

Even if she just lies there like a dead frog, it's not going to stop me from being used as her lily pad.

 

I'm skeptical that a guy named Adam Levine is referencing the Easter Bunny.

 

Greatest out of left field reference I've seen all week.

He really must have put a lot of stock in the existence of the Easter Bunny. Kind of almost makes me think he wanted to fuck the Easter Bunny.