Sex with Sharapova: Shh!

MOSCOW (Context) - The former lover of tennis star Maria Sharapova, Maroon 5's frontman Adam Levine, revealed yesterday why he broke off their brief romance.

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."


Anyone else think maybe Adam can't hold serve?



http://www.exile.ru/2007-August-10/in_brief.html

 

Oh.......OK

TTIUWOP

 

"like a dead frog" ... harsh.

 

I'd still hit it.

 

she's no Anna.

 

Re: with Sharapova: Shh!

And Maroon 5 is a joke of a band.

 

"Cause every worthless word we get more far away
And nothing's ever promised tomorrow today
And nothing last forever but be honest babe
It hurts but it may be the only way"

Levine said it himself in "Heard 'Em Say" with Kanye West.

 

Maybe he was so high
he did not recognize
the fire burning in her thighs

 

She is so far superior to Anna in every way it ain't even worth discussing.

 

as tennis player, sure.

as goddess? ain't on the same tennis court.

 

as everything, Xan.

 

I don't see it. I think she's plain-to-manly in the face.