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Sex with Sharapova: Shh!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ifilus, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

    MOSCOW (Context) - The former lover of tennis star Maria Sharapova, Maroon 5's frontman Adam Levine, revealed yesterday why he broke off their brief romance.

    "She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

    Anyone else think maybe Adam can't hold serve?

  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member


  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    "like a dead frog" ... harsh.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I'd still hit it.
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    she's no Anna.
  6. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Re: with Sharapova: Shh!

    And Maroon 5 is a joke of a band.
  7. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    "Cause every worthless word we get more far away
    And nothing's ever promised tomorrow today
    And nothing last forever but be honest babe
    It hurts but it may be the only way"

    Levine said it himself in "Heard 'Em Say" with Kanye West.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Maybe he was so high
    he did not recognize
    the fire burning in her thighs
  9. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    She is so far superior to Anna in every way it ain't even worth discussing.
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    as tennis player, sure.

    as goddess? ain't on the same tennis court.
  11. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    as everything, Xan.
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I don't see it. I think she's plain-to-manly in the face.
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