Sex with cars

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html (SFW)

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.
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Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhof and featuring a talking car.

He said: “When I was a young boy I used to see human qualities in cars. As I grew up I noticed I was having feelings towards cars and they began catching my eye in a certain way.”
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Another expert, forensic psychologist Dr Keith Ashcroft — who specialises in human sexual behaviour — said yesterday: “This is a very unusual condition.

“But if you consider how cars are sexualised in modern advertising it is perhaps not a surprise.

“Within the broad range of sexual activity it is at the extreme edge, but it is not something for which he requires treatment.”

 

Banana in the tailpipe takes on a whole new meaning now.

 

But he doesn't stick it in the exhaust pipe. None of that perverted sex for him.

 

Tow Mater from CARS says he'd be happy to meet Chris Donald behind the old drive in movie theater if he agrees to supply the alcohol.

 

...wow

 

1) I bet he finishes on the grille

2) Since he lives in England, his grilles are bound to be prettier than the ones he would find on a woman.

3) Shocking that watching Knight Rider would lead to his, um, "auto-erotic" behavior.

 

Scrubbing himself furiously:

 

Are the cars provably hot? Demonstrably hot?

Or does he wait until the engines cool down so he won't burn his dipstick?

 

Well, they did used to call some grades of gasoline "ethyl"

 

You're with me leather interior ...

 

He thinks Hertz is a pimp.
Of course Avis tries harder.
But he loves Enterprise because it picks him up.