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Sex toys gone horribly wrong

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The drill was broken
     
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    "I sure hope my blade guard doesn't break."
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    "Is that a Makita in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
     
  4. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    "She wasn't a virgin when I met her. Someone else chopped her cherry tree."
     
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    So, when ladies called him the jackhammer...
     
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "I don't know what you two are doing in that bedroom, but you'd better cut it out!"
     
  7. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    If this broad is anywhere near Baltimore, then one of you all might get lucky this summer... provided you bring your entire Craftsman series.
     
  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    [​IMG]

    Already got you beat.
     
  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    That's about an hour and a half to two hours south of Baltimore. I actually have a cousin that lives there and yes, I've already asked him if he was getting lucky Saturday night.
     
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    Or she might go on a homicidal rampage against the entire male population.

    Not that anyone would blame her.

    Rule No. 1, gentlemen: Never, ever choose a sex partner with deeper psychological — or in this case, physical and psychological — scars than you have.
     
  11. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    So, how old was this woman when he father left?
     
  12. only in St. Mary's County...
     
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