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Sex toys gone horribly wrong

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520&catid=158

    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

    County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

    Written by Bill Starks
    9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com
     
  2. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe....
     
  3. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    why would you ever do that shit with a power saw blade?
     
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    It took the undertaker three days to wipe the smile off her face.

    Oh wait, she's not dead.
     
  5. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    "If yew've ever had ta take yer ol' lady to the 'mergency room cause the dildo came off yer sabre-saw blade and it ripped up her coochie snorcher, yew might be a redneck."
    [​IMG]
     
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I guess it really does saws all.
     
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    At least she got blade.
     
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I'm guessin' they didn't have a safe word.

    Saber saw--fuckin' amateurs. Everyone knows the power drill is a much better choice for this.
     
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Timber?
     
  10. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Saber saw:

    [​IMG]

    Blade retracts, extends, goes in, out, just like a ... well, you get the idea ...
     
  11. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I guess that's why rappers call it a cut.
     
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Now I saw everything.
     
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