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Sex kills

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by melock, Jan 25, 2008.

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  1. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Very nice.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jan 25, 2008
    #13
  2. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I guess heaven Kristen needed a ground wire.
     
    Double Down, Jan 25, 2008
    #14
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    What circle of hell have you descended to when you've not only killed your wife thanks to a bizarre sexual fetish, but also had it plastered over the national news as the Best Of News Of The Weird?

    Put this man on suicide watch, stat!
     
    Bubbler, Jan 25, 2008
    #15
  4. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    This wouldn't have happened had he been wearing a rubber ...
     
    Write-brained, Jan 25, 2008
    #16
  5. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    This thread is a buzz kill.
     
    fishwrapper, Jan 25, 2008
    #17
  6. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    His parents should have grounded him as a child.


    I wonder what their dirty talk was like during the encounter...

    Husband: "Hey baby, you ready for this?"
    Wife: "You're electrifying tonight."
    Husband: "I know, that's all mine."
    Wife: "No, you're electro-"
    Husband: "Honey?"
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jan 25, 2008
    #18
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i bet she was smokin' hot.
     
    Tom Petty, Jan 25, 2008
    #19
  8. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    The first thing that came to mind when I read that is this:


    Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
    - Ralphie Parker, "A Christmas Story"
     
    D-3 Fan, Jan 25, 2008
    #20
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Kids: Don't try this at home. If you do, at least get your partner to sign a waiver.
     
    Ace, Jan 25, 2008
    #21
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think his pet name for her was Sparky.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 25, 2008
    #22
  11. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Her favorite football player was Jeremy Shockey.
     
    fishwrapper, Jan 25, 2008
    #23
  12. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    or "oh my god, you're on fucking fire."
     
    Tom Petty, Jan 25, 2008
    #24
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