Sex in the bathroom: Metrodome

That's the video I mentioned in my post. I still can't find the picture from Three Rivers.

 

I am speechless.

 

I saw one tip at a college football game some years ago. Guess the stuff in the toilet added to whatever was going on ratcheted up the excitement. :-X :-X

 

I saw that video about 10 years ago on some tape my brother had. I love it.

 

Once, on a Monday Night Football game at Three Rivers Stadium, they had a Port-A-Potty parked next to the trucks for, as the sign said, TV CREW ONLY.
Some guy, a little intoxicated, wanders over from the tailgating, shoves one crew guy out of the way, says I gotta piss and goes in...one of the bigger guys on the crew grabs his arm, says...HEY, READ THE SIGN...guy tells him to fuck off. We think there is gonna be a fight, but ABC guy just calmly says, ok, sir, go ahead, use it. Walks back to the truck, grabs a screwdriver, wedges it where a padlock would go, looks at us, says...a little help please?
We tipped it and turned it up against a wall so the guy couldn't kick out the roof to get out. Cops came over, asked what happened, but a few ABC hats made them believe a gust of wind got a hold of it.

 

It's definitely an old one. Still cracks me up.

 

Woman now says this has ruined her life, and says she drank too much wine before the game.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006

Best among the reader comments: "Was she a wide receiver or a tight end?"

 

I did like that it's also the fault of the press for reporting it.
Just can't say it was me and me alone, huh?
And the hubby saying it's really HIS fault for not going with her to the bathroom.
Whipped.

 

Maybe hubby just saying the right thing right now to avoid piling on.

 

My guess is they won't be going to any football games anytime soon.

And, of course, her attorney is now insisting that she was too intoxicated to be in the right state of mind. Can't wait to see the lawsuit come rolling out on this one.

By the way, Smoking Gun has the police report. Good reading.

 

Hubby also, thankfully, has a police report and plenty of media reporting to get that divorce caravan warmed up.

 

Hey, kids, guess what?

Mom went back to school.

I'm so proud of her.

She got her phD in a specialty major: Raging, Drunken Slut.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,
Dad