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Sex for 100 consecutive days

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by finishthehat, May 17, 2007.

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  1. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Rim shot!

    Watch out for the carpal tunnel. But you must have forearms like Popeye.
     
    Bob Slydell, May 17, 2007
    #61
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    That's an old Rodney Dangerfield line.

    "I don't get no respect. My wife, she cut me back to twice a week. Told me, quit yer bitching, I cut two guys out completely."

    I don't get no respect. I bought a used car the other day. You know how I know it was used? My wife's dress was in the back seat."

    He had a million of them.
     
    Moderator1, May 17, 2007
    #62
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Fixed. ;D
     
    2muchcoffeeman, May 17, 2007
    #63
  4. Ensign Pulver

    Ensign Pulver Member

    It took him 100? I got around the world in 80.
     
    Ensign Pulver, May 19, 2007
    #64
  5. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    I guess sex for 100 straight days kind of rules out this being on a "Cheaters" episode
     
    Mayfly, May 19, 2007
    #65
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    This thread is fucking hilarious.

    Sex over two minutes? My wife would have a name for you: MARATHON MAN.
     
    BYH, May 19, 2007
    #66
  7. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Hopefully not like the first marathon guy who died after reaching the finish. That would be a hell of a way to go out. Not running of course.
     
    Mayfly, May 19, 2007
    #67
  8. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    penis dry heave? I heard something like that once. Stand-up guy (mid-40s) was talking about having sex with his wife and they had done it three times in one night.

    As they went for the fourth, when it came to the, uh, money shot ... dust came out.
     
    I'll never tell, May 19, 2007
    #68
  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Yeah I heard it somewhere, I think from a comedian, but it is a great line.
     
    Bob Slydell, May 19, 2007
    #69
  10. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley Member

    Unavailable for comment

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    Matt Foley, May 19, 2007
    #70
  11. mltru2tx

    mltru2tx Member

    I think that's happened to me a few times. When you're in a long-distance relationship, you've gotta make the most of your time spent together. If dust is the result, so be it.
     
    mltru2tx, May 19, 2007
    #71
  12. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Awesome idea.

    Except as a female, three letters come to mind. U-T-I. :'(
     
    farmerjerome, May 19, 2007
    #72
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