Sex for 100 consecutive days

Thanks, I was eating PB&J for lunch and then I had to go get some paper towels to clean up my monitor.

 

I'm not sure I am seeing the publishing potential in this. Did they have sex with each other for 100 straight days?

 

"Hey, honey, I have a great idea for a book."

(about 50 days in)

"No I don't have a publisher yet, why do you ask?"

 

No. He had at least 30 shots at it.

 

Having sex for 100 consecutive days isn't anything. Having GOOD SEX for 100 consecutive days is more of an accomplishment.

 

I don't think sex with an imaginary partner counts -- good or not -- bootsie.

 

You should know the answer to that one Ace. I'm only referring to the reporter writing the book.

 

I loved this comment posted under the review:
"sex with his wife everyday for 100 days? what's so special about that? it sounds like college without the excitment or std's."
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Oh, and you guys know there are some birth control shots where you don't have a period at all, or I think there's one where you get once a year? So the red wings might not have been an issue.

Amen boots, amen.

 

"Sex in the morning
sex at night
sex in th afternoon's all right,
ain't a man on Earth
who can stay alive
without ...
SEX DRIVE!"

from one of Ice-T's best songs, "Sex"

 

I wonder if any of these days included anal or oral sex or, if on some of those 100 days, like during those few red letter days, the wife put on a strap-on and corn-holed him.......


Just wondering.....

 

Probably why he married a porn star.

 

This reminds me of a joke:

A guy named Max gets marooned on an island with six beautiful women, and after settling arrangements for preparing food and shelter, they come around to sex and avoiding jealousy. What they agree to is that the guy would service each woman one day a week and have one day where the guy wouldn't have sex.

Well, it works great for a while but after a couple, of months, the guy comes to treasure his day away from sex the most because he appreciates the rest. One day, Max sees a male figure swimming to the shore and figures OK, now he has somebody to share the sexual duties. However, when the new guy gets there he kisses Max and makes it obvious he wants to be intimate with Max.

Max says, "Oh, well, there go my Sundays."