Sex and the Celebrity Profile

Saving that for a future "Who Am I?"

 

Did you get her number?

 

She gave me one. I called it and it was your mom.

 

Do they still call you a creeper or was that limited to when Juicy Campus was still around?

 

Should've pulled a quid pro quo.
Tell her, "You'll get a good headline if I get some good head."
At least throw it out there, see how it flies.

 

I started sleeping with my college girlfriend shortly after I did a Q&A with her for the student newspaper. (She was a volleyball star). It was totally the Holy Grail of hastily thrown together, smart-allecky Q&As done for black-and-white only, 6,000 circulation daily student rags that don't publish on Mondays or holidays or during finals week.

 

Gawker is sad. For example, I wish Jalopnik was something I could read, because I love cars, but even the one regular item I try to catch up on every month or two* is still titled in what is either a lazily juvenile or culturally insensitive way. Because people who buy overpriced Fiats must really love the rock.

*Nice Price or Crack Pipe

 

Remy Julienne doesn't like you taking shots at Fiats.

 

Sincerely, thank you for posting that.

 

I had a coach flirt with me ... but I was 12 doing a Q&A for Grit. And the coach was Jerry Sandusky.


I had my way with more than a few ladies in college after interviews.


Of course I always took a flask of Belvedere Vodka to loosen the mood.

 

My favorite part of that has always been the way it refers to Remy Julienne as "Europe's greatest living stunt driver."

Well, yeah, that about says it all.

 

Former US Weekly intern, current Houston Chronicle Society writer/stripper(!), writes about a post-interview dalliance with Jeremy Piven.

http://gawker.com/5896592/jeremy-piven-boring-at-oral-sex-says-stripper-gossip-reporter