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Serious Question - Stomach Bug

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Lugnuts, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Could it be necrotizing fasciitis?
     
  2. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    ;D. Oh God, Buck, don't even want to Google. That's not the flesh eating thing? You're nasty.
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Early symptoms for necrotizing fasciitis include fever, severe nausea vomitting and diarrhea.

    Then, it gets a lot worse.
     
  4. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Please go to the doctor.
     
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Gatorade is good, but get Pedialyte and you'll feel better faster.
     
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Necrotizing fasciitis has an extremely high fatality rate if left untreated.

    Of course, once your felsh starts sloughing off, you probably break down and go to see the doctor.
     
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    FYI, Pedialyte is excellent for really severe hangovers, just in case you attempt Chef's remedy.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hey, you talk about your pee, you deserve what you get from Buck. :D
     
  9. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    After we gave my son Pedialyte last week, he got better the next day. I'm going to send Mr. Lugs for some tonight. Good suggestion!
     
  10. Zeke12

    Zeke12 Guest

    Wait, Lugnuts is a girl?
     
  11. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    Our doctor told us not to bother giving our sick child Pedialyte and just give her flattened pop/soda instead. He said the kids like the taste better and the results will be the same.
     
  12. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Why flattened instead of high-octane?
     
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