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Selena Must Not Have Children

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Dec 12, 2008.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Another jumbled mess from Selena Roberts:

  2. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    I have yet to read one of her SI columns all the way through.
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Unreadable. Does she have any options left? Send her to the Columbus Dispatch or something.
  4. How about the Columbus Citizen-Journal?
  5. broadway joe

    broadway joe Guest

    Her columns are more like puzzles. She gives you a page of pretty, flowing sentences and your job is to discover the point that's hidden somewhere inside them.
  6. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    I didn't get this SI. I thought last week's with Phelps was a double-issue and there wouldn't be one this week. Did my mailman screw up?
  7. broadway joe

    broadway joe Guest

    Apparently so. This week's has Tebow on the cover.
  8. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Boom, as part of my day job, I had to turn this column into a 500 CHARACTER summary. Wasn't easy.
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Gee, Did you settle on "The quick brown fox..."?
  10. God, you can feel the straining in that.
    It was like watching someone push a car up a hill.
  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Good call, Fen. The Sisyphus of Sports Illustrated.
  12. I can only hope it was worthy of your avatar.
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