Seinfeld's Kruger shoots self in head, survives - bullet was too smooth

I find these kind of shenanigans cruel and tragic.

 

Who the fuck needs their toes anyway?

 

I heard his company stinks!

 

Surely his obit would have mentioned that he would have never allowed two Cocos.

 

That's one way to remove the mole. Deli slicer would be another.

 

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."

 

Steinbrenner dies, Mr. Pitt goes and now this? Good thing Jerry and Kramer never had bosses; they'd be wise to get that life insurance policy updated.

 

He couldn't deal with not being able to smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe...


I lost my train of thought.

 

John O'Hurly just looked over his shoulder and doesn't know why

 

Also, the guy who played Jerry's original father just died.