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Seinfeld's Kruger shoots self in head, survives - bullet was too smooth

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Sea Bass, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    He tried to kill himself rather than go through toe amputations. But he lived, then called 911 himself.

  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I got it.
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    rather then??
  4. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

  5. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    He also was Francis' military-school superintendent in "Malcolm In The Middle."
  6. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    You'd think he'd know how to shoot better, then.
  7. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I hear The Human Fund is trying to raise money for his medical care.
  8. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    The Jerk Store called. They still need him more than heaven does.
  9. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    It's a Festivus miracle!!!
  10. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Shooting yourself in the head and surviving--that has to be the ultimate Feat of Strength.

    Take that Frank Costanza!
  11. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

  12. I surprised this wasn't mentioned initially in the stories.

    Bet his check to the Human Fund bouncing was the last straw.
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