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Seeking sports reporter who can lay down a suicide squeeze bunt

Discussion in 'Journalism Jobs' started by SFIND, Jul 17, 2016.

  1. SFIND

    SFIND Active Member

    JournalismJobs.com - Job Listing - Seeking sports reporter who can lay down a suicide squeeze bunt

    We're building a top 10 APSE community sports section and website, and we're looking for a candidate who wants to grow with us. First and foremost, you must be a strong storyteller. You know sports is about people, not statistics. Other key skills: social media, video, copy editing. Ability to speak Spanish a plus. We are a progressive, family-owned company that sees the opportunities for growth. A 25,000-circulation daily in South Texas about 30 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, our newspaper is close to the beach and to Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Christi and Houston. This is a full-time position with full company benefits. To join our team, send your resume, work samples and cover letter to the Victoria Advocate, attention Editor Chris Cobler, ccobler@vicad.com or mail to 311 E. Constitution, Victoria, TX 77901.
     
  2. studthug12

    studthug12 Active Member

    Looking to grow but running a suicide squeeze?
     
  3. TexasVet

    TexasVet Member

    Yes. Their company softball league allows them to both bunt and steal. It's the new thing these days.
     
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  4. Ice9

    Ice9 Member

    Victoria, Texas? Sweet. Is there any Stone Cold Steve Austin coverage involved?
     
  5. studthug12

    studthug12 Active Member

    Stone Cold coverage could be quite a battle with The Corporation
     
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  6. gravehunter

    gravehunter Member

    who is the runner at third base for the suicide-squeeze, Benji Molina or Billy Hamilton?
     
  7. Garrett Miley

    Garrett Miley New Member

  8. georgealfano

    georgealfano Member

    Stop right there!
    I gotta know right now;
    Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
    Do ya need me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
    Will ya please me, will you take me for life?
    Will ya love me, will ya make me your wife?
     
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    If you're gonna throw lyrics at us, how about getting it right?

    I gotta know right now
    Before we go any further
    Do you love me?
    Will you love me forever?
    Do you need me?
    Will you never leave me?
    Will you make me so happy
    For the rest of my life?
    Will you take me away
    And will you make me your wife?
     
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  10. georgealfano

    georgealfano Member

    I figured I had a couple lines wrong. Serves me right for relying on my memory. Thanks for the help. You took the words right out of my mouth.
     
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  11. Earthman

    Earthman Well-Known Member

    Why should I lay down a bunt skip?
    Because Stone Cold Says do......

    Clearly the GM of this organization is not into sabremetrics
     
  12. studthug12

    studthug12 Active Member

    How about a safety squeeze?
    Coach Stone Cold:

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