Seeking relationship advice from the good doctors of SJ.com...

Seriously, just wear the jersey. It will make your wife happy and if your wife ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

 

My oldest kid played little league for the Dodgers and he wanted me to get a hat that matched his.

I'm from the Bay Area. I hate the Dodgers. I used to have a shirt that said "Fuck the Dodgers"

Naturally, I bought the hat and wore it happily, because making my kid happy trumps the fact that I am a die-hard Giants fan.

 

But will she be happy when beer is raining down on her.

 

They shouldn't be with that so much talent and so few playoff wins, but it's one of the most chill places in the country to watch a game. Going to Qualcomm is a lot different than going to the Linc.

 

I had a friend who was a huge Cubs fan. One day I go to his office, there's a huge Leroy Neiman print of Steve Garvey on the wall. This was in the late 80s. Steve Garvey in the late 80s, for a Cubs fan, would be like hanging a portrait of Osama bin Laden in your dining room today.

I stare at the print, I stare at him. He turns red. 'Gift from the girlfriend, I have no choice.'

They got married, and some years later he killed himself, although I don't think Steve Garvey had anything to do with it.

 

Outing alert - Mizzou is Marty Funkhauser

 

Suggest she wear it and make a big damn deal over it.

 

Wear it. She is going to make you happy. You need to wear it to make her happy.

 

Yeah, but Flyers' fans are assholes. I still wish Tie Domi had been given the chance to pound the everlasting crap out of that fat fuck who tumbled into the penalty box. Instead, the guy got saved by the security guards.

And yeah,, he should wear the jersey. Once.

 

You know what, this could work. Tell you think women look hot in jerseys, huge turn-on, etc.

Although you need to stop her before she wears it as a little dress with heels.

 

This sounds like one of those situations that can be eliminated with 8 little words:

"Oh my God! The closet is on fire!"

 

Or try this?

"That jersey? Damn I mailed it to Vince Young to get it signed and it's not back yet."