Seduce a lesbian for your chance at her dad's $64 million bounty

Spartan Squad · Sep 27, 2012

Bubbler said:

Me: "Hello, Hong Kong Dad? Its Bubbler. Thought I'd give you an update on this marriage thing."

Hong Kong Dad: "I'm all ears, do tell!"

Me: "Well, I met her and we kind of hit it off."

Hong Kong Dad: "Splendid! I need details! There's 64-large in it for you if this works out."

Me: "I approached her and said, 'Look, I understand your dad's putting you under a lot of pressure about this whole lesbian thing. I'm in no hurry to woo you over to schlong nation. We can go at whatever speed you're comfortable with.'"

Hong Kong Dad: "Er, OK. Did you make progress?"

Me: "Definitely. She seemed impishly piqued by my interest, so she invited me over to her place."

Hong Kong Dad: "Oh shit! Oh shit! Did you consummate? Are you, Bubbler, the gateway drug to the joys of heterosexual animal lust? Please say yes."

Me: "Yeeessss?"

Hong Kong Dad: "You don't sound convincing."

Me: "Truth be told, she took me to her place and her wife was there waiting. Totally naked. Totally ready to school me on how a man should really eat pussy. See your daughter had phoned ahead and set this up for my benefit, and I'm guessing, for yours.

It was all a put-on. But she was a good sport. She said I was more than welcome to watch. So I did. Over and over and over again. I learned a LOT.

They said I was quite useful because they've never had that third person in the room to film them 69'ing one another and having been there, I can't disagree. They always had to stop to turn the camera, which took away from the feral intensity at which they went at each other. Something about camera angles, the lighting issues with the reddish tongue on labia, some such thing ...

Hong Kong Dad: "This is outrageous! You bastard son of bitch! You'll never get a cent from me!"

Me: "Rats! I guess I'll have to go on living without $64 million, but with that image of your daughter's face buried in extraordinarily wet trim. Put me on suicide watch!"

Hong Kong Dad: "Fuck you."
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Derek_Jetes_Jeter · Sep 27, 2012

I'm on this. But only for the sport of it. I have enough cash.

cjericho · Sep 27, 2012

I'd definitely give it a shot. and if i fail could just use one of my old hs/college lines -- 'you don't want to? what's wrong are you a lesbian?'

blacktitleist · Sep 28, 2012

We're on Page 2 and freq hasn't chimed in with a strategy to make this happen?

Boom_70 · Sep 28, 2012

hondo said:

Bubbler said:

Me: "Hello, Hong Kong Dad? Its Bubbler. Thought I'd give you an update on this marriage thing."

Hong Kong Dad: "I'm all ears, do tell!"

Me: "Well, I met her and we kind of hit it off."

Hong Kong Dad: "Splendid! I need details! There's 64-large in it for you if this works out."

Me: "I approached her and said, 'Look, I understand your dad's putting you under a lot of pressure about this whole lesbian thing. I'm in no hurry to woo you over to schlong nation. We can go at whatever speed you're comfortable with.'"

Hong Kong Dad: "Er, OK. Did you make progress?"

Me: "Definitely. She seemed impishly piqued by my interest, so she invited me over to her place."

Hong Kong Dad: "Oh shit! Oh shit! Did you consummate? Are you, Bubbler, the gateway drug to the joys of heterosexual animal lust? Please say yes."

Me: "Yeeessss?"

Hong Kong Dad: "You don't sound convincing."

Me: "Truth be told, she took me to her place and her wife was there waiting. Totally naked. Totally ready to school me on how a man should really eat pussy. See your daughter had phoned ahead and set this up for my benefit, and I'm guessing, for yours.

It was all a put-on. But she was a good sport. She said I was more than welcome to watch. So I did. Over and over and over again. I learned a LOT.

They said I was quite useful because they've never had that third person in the room to film them 69'ing one another and having been there, I can't disagree. They always had to stop to turn the camera, which took away from the feral intensity at which they went at each other. Something about camera angles, the lighting issues with the reddish tongue on labia, some such thing ...

Hong Kong Dad: "This is outrageous! You bastard son of bitch! You'll never get a cent from me!"

Me: "Rats! I guess I'll have to go on living without $64 million, but with that image of your daughter's face buried in extraordinarily wet trim. Put me on suicide watch!"

Hong Kong Dad: "Fuck you."
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Why are you not on the writing staff of 2 1/2 Men?
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Or writing letters to Penthouse. I'd be willing to bet that eating Asian pussy is high up on the fantasy list of most American males. Eskimo pussy not so much. Quality work Bubbs.

Chef2 · Sep 28, 2012

Ah yes. The Chinese Lesbian Syndrome.

Boom_70 · Sep 28, 2012

Chef2 said:

Ah yes. The Chinese Lesbian Syndrome.
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Wasn't Jack Lemon in that movie?

forever_town · Sep 29, 2012

This story disgusts me.

That is all.

imjustagirl · Sep 29, 2012

MisterCreosote said:

forever_town said:

This story disgusts me.

That is all.
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So, I shouldn't pay IJAG millions to try to seduce you?
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Do or do not.

There is no try.

dixiehack · Sep 29, 2012

MisterCreosote said:

forever_town said:

This story disgusts me.

That is all.
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So, I shouldn't pay IJAG millions to try to seduce you?
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She has to be on bottom so she can stare at the Dan Uggla poster on the ceiling.

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